Attack of the cows
The cows are attacking!!! The cows are attacking!!! They've been breeding an army-
-and now they're attacking Minas Tirith!
Yes, Gandalf run!!! Even you are no match for these hell bovines!!! And then, uh...hmm...next a, uh...oh I know! Next an epic battle begins when the brave soldiers of Gondor rush to defend their home!
(those aren't orcs-they're really cows) As the battle progresses, Gondor's feeble army is forced to retreat to the higher levels of the city. Now in control of the lower city, the cows start to put Minas Tirith on a big giant cart and wheeling it to....a giant warehouse!!!!
And it is there waiting for them that lurks....wait, there..waiting...does that sentence make any sense? Speaking of which, does any of this? Anyway in the warehouse is....the evil cow king!!!!!!!! Willour hero make it out...wait, I never established a main character, did I? Well, it was, uh, Pippin. Will he make it out alive? Find out next week! Or whenever I feel like making the next post.
TO BE CONTINUED.......