Attack of the Cows: Part Two
We join our hero, Pippin, in Minas Tirith, which has been wheeled into a giant warehouse.
Suddenly, over a loudspeaker, the cow king speaks to the surviving defenders of Gondor:
"Attention K-mart shoppers, frisbees are on sale in the sporting goods section for only $1.99. Now kill the remaining humans in this pitiful city."
The Cows began rushing upward to finish off our hero and his companions. Like Boromir.
Yes, Boromir. And Robin Williams.
Then, just as death for Pippin and Boromir and Robin and that butterfly was imminent, a miracle came down from the heavens, and a voice said from above: "Gold leader standing by. Lock s-foils in attack position."
Rebel X-wings clashed with the cow minions as they emerged in an epic battle. The cows were no match for these rebel starfighters. But then, just as the tide of the battle was turning, the cow king, the most powerful and evil of all cows, came out to reinforce his soldiers.
From his massive hooves he shot flaming projectiles that were quite capable of destroying an X-wing.
The battle was going ill for our heros when the ground started to shake. A hole formed in the ground right out side of Minas Tirith. Out from the hole came a massive horde of....
TO BE CONTINUED........