Legolas, prince of Mirkwood

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

I have weird friends

The other day was by far the most interesting day I've had for a while. Well, when i woke up, Faramir had a pink dress on, and he was dusting. He brought me breakfast in bed, which consisted of a milkshake, gum, and a bowl of tree bark (????). I went downstairs and was just about to eat a real breakfast when there was a knock at my door. When I opened it, Pippin was standing there.
"Hi, Pip, what's-"
"Chocolate," he said simply.
"Pippin, I-"
"Ugh...Ok, hold on."
I went inside and got him a few chocolate bars. He seemed very happy, so he went and ate them on my roof. Then he glued the wrappers to the side of my house. Then Faramir came in and said,"Legolas, you got a letter from Aragorn." By now, he was wearing makeup and high heels. I just stared at him, but he just went around acting like it was normal. So I opened the letter from Aragorn. It was all the lyrics for the song 'It's a small world after all.' I guess he felt he had to send me that, because with it on a piece of paper he wrote,'I felt I needed to send you this.' I had just got done reading the letter when there was another knock at my door. When I opened it this time Pippin was standing there again.
"Bacon," he said.
"I'm not making you bacon, Pip."
It was then that I noticed that Sam was in my front yard digging a big hole.
"Sam, what are you doing?"
"I'm diggin' you a hole, Mr. Legolas, and might I say, it's one of my very best."
"Why do I need a hole?"
At this Sam became very quiet, and then started to dig again. All the sudden, Arwen came up from behind a tree and started hitting the ground with a rake. Then she looked at me and saw that I was looking at her. She just stared at me for a minute, then took off running. Then Merry ran up and jumped in Sam's hole, and refused to get out. For a while, Sam tried to get him out, then he gave up and got in the hole with him. Soon Frodo came and got in the hole too. Pip just stood there staring at me expectantly.
So I gave up, and went and locked myself in my room for the rest of the day. Pippin watched me from outside the entire time, while Faramir just ran around and cleaned the house. I never did eat anything else. I have some very interesting friends.


Blogger Pippin said...

Please, I would really enjoy some bacon right about now! And if you don't have bacon a few links of sausage, then.

Please, Legolas I beg of you to spare me a little food because your
such a great friend and really good cook and all!

Please! :)

11:15 PM  
Blogger theweirdone said...

did u eat that tree bark? i sure would like it if u haven't

1:06 PM  
Blogger Aragorn King Of Gondor said...

Are you shure you just didnt dream this?

3:07 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Legolas, would you be interested in judging Last Gladiator Standing? You can email me at

7:34 PM  
Blogger Jaina Solo said...

Yep! I think you dreamt it!

6:28 AM  
Blogger Mara Jade said...

Don't worry pippin i'll make you some bacon

6:48 AM  
Blogger Legolas said...

I didn't dream it, I know, because I still have tree bark stuck between my teeth.

4:46 AM  
Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Poor thing don't we all have strange friends? Welcome to Dex in the City, BTW!

7:46 PM  
Blogger Cardboard Knight said...

I was cracking up reading this. I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND TOO!!! BE MY FRIEND PLEASE!!!! lol.

8:58 AM  
Blogger Agen Kolar said...

Did you say bacon?

10:49 PM  
Blogger Cardboard Knight said...


3:57 PM  
Blogger Cardboard Knight said...

Oh, and one more thing, can I have your e-mail? Or better yet, e-mail me, I have something to ask you!

4:01 PM  
Blogger theweirdone said...


4:36 AM  
Blogger Arwen Undomiel said...

I shall MURDER your rake!

7:36 PM  

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