Legolas, prince of Mirkwood

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Slumber party at Aragorn's (sort of)

Last night me and Pippin went over to Aragorn's house for a sleepover. I got there around 5:30 and Pip got there about 6:00. We ordered some of that Gondorian pizza and it was pretty good. Then we drank a lot of coffee and got really really hyper. We played tag, then we had swordfighting duels in the living room, and we broke a lot of expensive stuff. Then we had a really big pillow fight and Pippin kept stabbing the pillows with his sword. There were feathers everywhere.

Then Arwen came home.

As soon as the door opened, all we could hear was Arwen screaming in rage. "Aragorn!!! ARAGORN!!!!!!!! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"

Me and Pippin ran for our lives into Aragorns room. But before he could get away, Arwen came in the room and grabbed him by the ear. Peeking out from behind Aragorns door, Pip and I listened in on what they were saying. This is what I heard:

Arwen:"Look at this mess! LOOK AT IT!!!!! This is a discrase! Oh, and another thing, I told you NO FRIENDS ARE ALLOWED OVER UNTIL I COME HOME."

Aragorn: "But...."

Pippin (whispering): "Legolas, I'm hungy."

Me (whispering):"You just ate a whole pizza!"

Pip: "Well I ate one, yes. But what about a second pizza?"

Me: "Pip, you...." *gets cut off by Arwen talking to Aragorn*

Arwen: The three of you are to sit in your room quietly for the rest of the evening. If you bother me, your friends will go home. Oh, and if Legolas wants to live to see the light of day again, he will stay well out of my sights."

We rushed away from the door and pretended to be playing cards when Aragorn walked in. We all kind of looked at each other for a minute, then burst into laughter. "Hey," I said,"when Arwen goes to sleep later on we should light firecrackes outside her window so she wakes up." We all laughed. "Until then, who's up for a pint?" said Pip. We drank a bunch of pints and smoked our pipes untill the time had come. We snuck out the front door as Arwen slept and went around the house outside her window. Aragorn set the firecrackers on her windowsill an I lit them. They exploded very loudly.


From within her room, we could hear Arwen scream,"AAAAUUUGGHHH!!!" We fell on the ground laughing. Then we heard,"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!!" We started to run away, still chuckling, untill we got to my house, since Aragorn's was no longer safe. we hardly got any sleep, and we took turns watching to se if Arwen was coming. The next day, Pip went home, but Aragorn decided to stay with me for a while, at least a few months. That was the most fun I've had since that party.


Blogger Jaina Solo said...

You have a strange life....

7:35 AM  
Blogger Aragorn King Of Gondor said...

I think she overeacted!

5:18 PM  
Blogger N/A said...

when does she not?

6:35 PM  
Blogger Pippin said...

Whatever happened to that second pizza?

6:10 PM  
Blogger Legolas said...

I'm sorry, Pip, but there was no second pizza.

4:46 AM  
Blogger theweirdone said...

hey, i finally got a blog, like u've been badgering me to do forever, so...yeah

7:01 AM  
Blogger theweirdone said...


7:02 AM  
Blogger theweirdone said...

um...why does it say that its 7:02 when its 10:14?

7:08 AM  
Blogger Mara Jade said...

haha you got to live with aragorn that must be total torcher

3:00 PM  
Blogger Legolas said...

Um...who exactly was that directed at?

6:13 PM  
Blogger Mara Jade said...

he's going to torcher you

7:48 PM  
Blogger Legolas said...


5:40 PM  

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