The Party

Some party last night, huh? There was lots of beer and fireworks. Well, Merry and Pippin got drunk and started dancing around on this table singing about the Green Dragon. Then Merry started stabbing the wall with his sword a bunch. Faramir came with Eowen, only she was dressed like a man (as usual) so we all made fun of Faramir for going out with a man. Well, Gimli, Aragorn, and I thought it would be a good idea to get one of those Gondor trebuchets and shoot it randomly down into the city. It was a good idea, until we accidently destroyed Arwen's private appartment. Me and Aragorn hid behind a building when she came out, and Gimli hid in the middle of the street. She picked him up by the beard and tossed him into a nearby wall. Frodo got drunk and put on one of my pink dresses and told us all to call him 'Mrs. Nezbit.' Borimir started shooting bottle rockets at random people on the street, and this one guy shot him 3 times and cut his horn of Gondor thingy in half. Gandalf got drunk and thought Mordor was attacking again and he took Pippin and started riding around yelling at soldiers. Sam brought Rosie and lots of extra brandy. I drank it all and got really really drunk. From what I can remember, the rest of the evening went something like this:

Some party, huh? Someone should start a Pippin blog