The other day I woke up at 4 am to find Faramir standing at the foot of my bed and he was growling or something. He was trying to hide from me, and he was kind of mad when he saw me look straight at him when I woke up.

"Faramir, what are you doing?" I said. "I thought we would have a toast," he said. "To what?" "I found a treasure map," he said. "Can't this wait until later?" "No" "So what did you bring to toast with then?" "I brought somehing special that I've been saving for years," he said. He pulled out this smelly tray of old McDonalds and threw it down on my bed. I almost threw up. "That is completely disgusting. Just show me this map of yours." He pulled out this piece of notebook paper with all this weird writing on it. "It looks like you drew this yourself. And you didn't even write the whole thing. You just made a bunch of stupid dots." "Well, I didn't want anyone else to get off with my treasure." "There isn't treasure just because you say there is, Faramir. This map is hokey." Faramir got so mad at this that he stormed out of the room, leaving the map and McDonalds with me. I ate the McDonalds and passed out for 7 hours. Then I started to decode Faramir's map. I'm almost done now and soon that treasure will be mine. What a sucker. Any suggestions of what I should spend it on?