I would try and think of a title for this, but I'm too lazy

Well, I had a good christmas and new years. For Christmas I got a new hairbrush and Gimli got a mini horse so now he doesn't have to ride with me anymore. For new years I drank a bunch of non alcoholic beer and thought I was drunk. I ran around naked a bit (except for the gloves I was wearing) and the police started coming after me. I think it was because they fell madly in love with me. Anyway the grass on the Pelannor fields in front of Minas Tirith got long the other day, and Gandalf told me to go cut it. I didn't feel like it, so I made Gimli do it. I guess it was too much for him because I think he had a heart attack or something. I wonder what they did with all the bodies from that big battle thingy there. Like how did they move the bid dead elephant things? Oh, and Aragorn, if you get this, why is Minas Tirith called the white city? Is it racist or something? I still haven't found out how they get those little ships in the glass bottles.