Legolas, prince of Mirkwood

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Bye Bye, Borimir

Man. Borimir died a couple days ago and it really sucks. Now I only have Aragorn and Gimli to talk to and they're weird. Aragorn is always off in his freakishly retarted little LA LA unicorn land all the time, and Gimli just won't stop bitching about how tired and hungry he is. I'm worried about Aragorn, though. I think he's on drugs.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Legolas

Helms deep

At the battle of helms deep, Gimli kept asking me how many orcs I killed. I think he just wanted to hear the sweet sound of my voice. It got kinda annoying after a while, though. Oh, well. I guess it just means someone (Gimli) finds me attractive.